I try not to pay much attention to the online surf reports and forecasts but, when you get email saying it's going to massive it's hard to overlook and I start to get panicky. Ok... Fuck Surfline, reporting on every fucking break than can get their hands on is just plain wrong. This is all you really need to know courtesy of Wetsand:
December 15th SUBJECT: Surf Forecast (Thu) Weekend surf outlook, and holiday NW on radar
I was heading to Mammoth thinking, oh shit it's going to be big when I get back.
December 16th SUBJECT: Surf Forecast (Fri) Models upgrade NW for 21st to massive
Now right off the bat, Wetsand doesn't even send emails on Friday so you know something is up. The word massive is very rarely used as well. Significant usually means it's going to be pretty big.
December 18th SUBJECT: Surf Forecast (Sun) NW now, much bigger westerly swell Wed.
How does it get bigger than massive??
December 20th SUBJECT: Surf Forecast (Tue) Big WNW tomorrow, NW 25th-26th, massive NW on radar for the 27th-28th
Another Massive swell for the 27th and 28th.. Is big, bigger than massive?? Or is massively big, the biggest. I have seen it bigger once on, Jan. 30th 1998. That was massively huge. I saw it pretty darn massive but really clean and organized last year...
Here's Wetsand..Today (Tuesday) our latest WNW swell has backed off a bit, but there’s still plenty of heavy surf in the waters along the California coast. Tomorrow, surf will get much, much bigger—dangerously so for most areas. Another hefty WNW swell is due in NCal on Christmas, SoCal the day after. Then it looks like we’re in for a very big swell to hit us on the 27th into the 28th.
Much, much, bigger, dangerously bigger... A very big swell hitting on the 27th and 28th. Where does very big fit in here??? Normally I don't cuss this much but, I think it is going to be fucking big. When I finally hit the coast coming back from Mammoth, it was dark, but there was a heavy mist in the air...
Veneco's pier in Carp, Nobodys coming in from the oil platforms today...
Now... when I say I get panicky, I mean not in a good way. More like, great, it's going to be too big. Where am I going to surf? I know I have to get out in the water, or it does some kind of psychological damage. And, I know I don't need any more of that. I pretty much tend to max out at just a little overhead. I have been out in much, much, bigger, that's where I get my fear.. I would say things are a bit better since I quit smoking... One year, two months, three weeks, one day, 11 hours, 54 minutes and 27 seconds. 14800 cigarettes not smoked, saving $3,663.43... So now I feel like I probably won't drown. But, getting caught inside and taking one directly on the head is still a real fear for me. I have just never really become use to it. So I try to surf, mainly paddle, very carefully.. Sure, Hawaii gets bigger and is more powerful, but there are great channels, warm water, and its tend to be a bit more organized. When it gets big here, it's always a bit stormy, and almost impossible to get out.. So.. you are pretty much going to take a lot right on the head, guaranteed just getting out.
I love surfing, I have pretty much built my life around it. But, still there is something a little unnatural about being right in the impact zone, taking a deep breath, duck diving as deep as you can, then just getting absolutely violently blown to smithereens?? Now, you never know if it's going to be a successful duck dive or not. Sometimes it looks pretty grim and you just pop right out the back. Sometimes you pop right out the back, then you get this slow tug backwards and then... sucked right back into the caldron. Then, there are the ones that just blow you right off your board, scare the fuck out of you, as you just rag doll.. at this point, things are completely out of your hands..
For me this is really screwed because, I wear contacts, and I can't open my eyes without losing them. You really can't tell if you are upside down, or right side up, unless you bounce off the bottom. At least when you open your eyes you can usually see light, and swim for that. If I really get blasted, my eyes just pop open in pure panic, relaxxx... That might be the end of my session, but at least I see the light.. Now if you are lucky, you get rag dolled in towards shore, and out of the impact zone. You can pretty much relax and as you get pushed away from most of the danger. Unless... there are big rocks, or a pier, or some other impending doom. Other times it just pushes you straight down, then right back up in the same spot, and you can do it all over again, while your tired and all out of breath….
This is precisely why I moved to Carp. Most winter days, you have Rincon, Little Rincon, Pitas… If it gets a little bigger, Hammonds and Miramar are fun. Those are all pretty close by. But when the word massive turns up. You can just head up to the Gaviota coast… Now.. you can tell just how big it is down in Ventura, and Rincon, by the amount of people fleeing to the Gaivota coast. Judging by the crowds, it was pretty big and massive. El Cap, and spots I don’t even know the names of start to fire.. On Wednesday, I would put these spots in the neighborhood of “big” Mike and I selected one such spot just north of El Cap.. This spot looked like the smallest of the big. You can never really tell how big it is, until you get out there of course, especially when your checking it out from a bluff. If you time your paddle correctly you can find out right away how big it is. That’s what I did.. And just narrowly pushed under a couple of set waves and made it out. “it’s bigger than it looks” says Mike..
Now, I like that the wave height guidelines have been change to knee high, waist high ,chest high, head high, overhead, double overhead , right on up to ridiculously over head. But… now people downsize that too. It’s fairly simple. If it’s twice as big as you are tall, it’s double overhead. When you are lying down on your stomach it is bigger than that. So.. here at the spot, I’m calling it Overhead to Double Overhead with Plus Sets.. On a lot of these big Wednesdays I don’t paddle ou, just go watch the real insane surfers at the biggest spot possible, but this looks doable and it felt really good to get out there. I probably only caught about a dozen waves and, passed on those plus sets, including one that just came perfectly at me.. Missed a really good double overhead one, that I really did want badly, by not paddling hard enough. And caught mostly the overhead to few feet overhead waves. Here are a couple pics of my last wave in on a just slightly overhead one.. Now, Ok.. I catch waves this size all the time, I love this size, even a bit bigger, just not when there are big double overhead plus sets lurking about. Usually you try to pick off one of these small ones, miss it turn around and there's the plus set coming straight at you... You never get the good ones on film. Meanwhile back down at Rincon, people are getting serious. I don’t know how big they were calling it. I stopped on the freeway on my way down to the 'nard later in the day.. It was hard to even see people out there. For those guys, It was probably just over head. To me it was way too far overhead.
The swell dropped a bit yesterday, and I surfed the best El Cap I have had the pleasure of being a part of. Despite the crowd, it was great. I can now see what Shaun Tomson was talking about 25 years ago when he said El Cap was one of the best waves he had ever surf. I was like? What? I use to camp there as a kid... Since then I have been trying to get it good, and not too crowded.. I have only surfed El Cap, about five or six times, all on smaller days, but it gave me a good feel for the place. So when this perfect wave came right to me, I turned and went and got one on the best barrels of my life. One that I would really have love to seen myself. One that even Mike, who never says much anyway, said, nice barrel. One that I really wish I had a picture of. So I could say, see it is not a complete waste on time. haha.. Surfers don’t talk much usually, except to all the pretty women, now in the lineup. So when a couple other guys paddle by and said nice, pretty, sick… I knew I got my Christmas present early.
That pretty much sums it up and I think there is a lot of swell still on the way. AAOOOOOWWOOHOOO..
Mele Kalikimaka from just north of conchita...And, a Haouli Makahiki Hou...